pop goes the weasel

so this guy u knw i was talkin abt..yeah he like ryts songs for me...yeah cn u belive it???...i feel like this is straight out of sum shitty chick flick...in wich duh we meet at the end...except u knw wt??...i dun think its gonna be tht way...newys enough abt him...ill catch u up wen he does sumthng new...btw i hope uve figured out m a girl...cos lol..i aint gay man...so lets get thiss startd i mean..lets just put the pieces of my life in front of u..bit by bit..shit its gonna take long...bt hey stick with me...i promise its better than watchin ur sick sitcom..lolzz...sorry who m i to judge??..newys
...life used to be good...i ws this super intelligent geek at school..bt u knw here in my country believe it or not its not a bad thing...infact i got the best of friends n i cud do nethng i want cos i ws in the skool council..i had evrything i ws standin so high.. i realli thot id make it thro evrything...lik a stupid dorky teen i used to think ill be big sumday till college hit me...firstly i had to go the worst coll in town cos my % was low..yeah i got a 90...yeah thts low..n u knw wt..it aint my fault...ask anyone in skool n they wud tell u i was gonna be the next child prodigy..wtf...i fell short of 0.16% for a 90 n wer did i land in the worst coll..of the century or so i thot...
truth is it ws worst cos it had no brand name lik odrs did..bt u knw wt...it still was amzain i found the best of frnzz der....n things felt better...bt i ws already ridin for a fall..
my bad tenth grade result was the first blow to my thing called life...i felll lik a house of cards n crashed like a glass..every piece piercing thru my heart..it was the most humiliating period in my life...it felt lik i was crying blood everyday...my dreams my ambitions all trashd...n i ws left all alone..duh ...once again...aha aha aha...sumday ull realise wts so funny...get it??